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HopeWithinChaos  - Hmmm   |2008-12-30 12:06:33
avatar ITS TURBO TYME
JohnRussell1  - huh.   |2008-12-30 12:08:17
avatar I actually liked this movie to certain extent, but the way you ripped into it
was hilarious. Great work here!
Rollo T   |2008-12-30 12:08:32
avatar Tis the season to laugh. Another classic Doug! Keep on rocking!
grincha   |2008-12-30 12:08:25
avatar Hahahahahaha I always hated that movie! Is LAAAAAAAMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Excelent
review my friend XDDD
ThatTeenInTheRobe   |2008-12-30 12:20:50
avatar Great job as usual Doug. Keep up the good work!
EternalNightmare   |2008-12-30 12:29:58
Awesome review. I never knew Arnold was such a cannibal.

Brawl is way better
than Mario Kart, by the way (even though Mario Kart kicks ass as well). Lol.
bobesponjaWOW   |2008-12-30 12:33:06
lol that we don't care part was hilarious.
NeonLights  - Whoa   |2008-12-30 12:31:58
I actually remember liking the movie. During the movie it was kinda decent, but
after it, I realized what a waste of time it was.

Doug does Arnold better than
Arnold.
LiliumSnow   |2008-12-30 12:36:44
avatar COOOOOOKIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!

Best part of this review! Great video as always, NC!
^_^
Vyse   |2008-12-30 12:36:51
Im surprised you didn't bring up the ending after the credits, where it turns
out he didn't buy his wife anything.

By the way, can you tell me your brawl
friend code? I'd think it be fun to have a [s]new punching bag[/s] famous
internet star as a friend.
Pie3492  - Very awesome, indeed.   |2008-12-30 12:37:05
avatar That, good sir, is hilarious.
Glad that you got a Wii!
I would challenge you to
a Wi-fi match, but we're in different time-zones making this difficult...
but
not impossible!
acalo222  - ...   |2008-12-30 12:38:27
NASA couldn't even perfect ha!
Y Ruler of Time   |2008-12-30 12:38:39
avatar Good god, that was Jake Long? No wonder I remember Arnold not being so bad in
it.
jasonrulz   |2009-04-23 14:42:54
Jake Lloyd
GoldenFox  - God that was great.   |2008-12-30 12:39:57
I remember seeing that in theaters. I thought it was pretty good... How wrong I
was. Glad to see you tear it to shreds.

For that Parade scene, I was
expecting you say the mind f*ck again from the Tom & Jerry movie.

Nice as
always, Mr. Critic
ThatFellowInTheCoat   |2008-12-30 12:40:55
avatar Hilarious review of a bad, bad film. The Arnold impressions were gold, though
the best was when you entered Chester A Bum mode when you were shouting about
cookies. The Phil Hartman impression was spot-on, too.

The funniest moment for
me, though, was the sitcom music and narration after the wife tells him about
buying the toy on Christmas.

I expected you to do a great job ripping this to
shreds and you knocked it out of the park!
neddx   |2008-12-30 12:42:11
Great review! What better way to ruin Christmas with the little kid who played
Anakin Skywalker. All they needed was for Hayden Kristensen to show up in spirit
and you got the greatest holiday classic since the Star Wars Holiday Special;
it's as meaningless as it sounds. Though, I have to admit, I did enjoy it as a
kid, and I actually kind of like Arnold in some films, and even the bad ones are
still funny to watch. At least he's not Jean Claude Van Damme. I wonder what a
Christmas movie with him would be like.
"Our superiors say...Christmas is
canceled...we can all go home...meanwhile
ideals...like...consumerism...merchandising...and who heast...they get
packed...but we can all go home...Well I'm not going home...I am going to get on
my one horse sleigh...and I am going to kick that son of a bitch, the Grinch's
ass so hard that the next Grinch wannabe...is going to feel it. Now...who wants
to go home...and who wants to go with me!?
NegaJoe  - Brawl huh............   |2008-12-30 12:41:32
avatar I would be honored to clash swords with you on the field of battle NC.......BUT
NO SNAKE!!!!!!!!! Broken ass, grenade lobbing,missile shooting, mullet wearing
secret agent. Thanks alot Sakurai >
Linkaro   |2008-12-30 12:44:08
avatar NC got a Wii and brawl now? Share u my FC.

btw....very nice review. Very
funny, mostly on the part of the "I don't care" part.
Timewarp1.0  - LOL   |2008-12-30 12:45:56
avatar Great job on the review. I use to enjo this movie when I was little and now I
can see that it was crap all along XD THX NC.
BTW Nice use of that ren and
stimpy santa at the end
PlasticCup   |2008-12-30 12:46:23
I hate this movie so much. You gave it a great bashing!

A big problem here is
that everyone in this film was completely unlikeable. Arnold, who wants to buy
his son's love instead of actually spending time with him, the annoying wife,
the sleazy neighbor, Sinbad and the son. What a brat.

The plot itself was
unlikeable as well. A father trying to buy off his young child's affection.
How nice. I imagine the idea of Arnold going through everything he did just for
his son is intended to be admirable but it certainly didn't come across that way
to me. It just looked like he was desperate for a quick fix for the
relationship with his son.

Also, as shallow as this is, I found Arnold's accent
to be very distracting in this movie.
BloodySharpie   |2008-12-30 12:51:36
The song you put in when you were dancing with the pirate hat: I remember that
being in The Addams Family. Hilarious scene, along with you jumping out of the
window. I think it would have been kind of funny if you mentioned Arnold's
character unknowingly getting revenge on the other father by spewing on him.
Definitely a great review.

PS- If you ever get Mario Kart for your new Wii, I
would like to race you sometime. >:3
Spirit  - Funny   |2008-12-30 12:54:29
avatar Hilarious, as usual.
My god, a Wii for Christmas? You are so lucky!
TheDudette  - Der Gubernator   |2008-12-30 12:55:46
avatar Der Gubernator ist mein Gubernator.

You seriously had your gameface on for this one. My NYC family
and I watched it like a ... pun that doesn't work. And it was true holiday
magic.
animerocksautistic  - It's amazing what you miss...   |2008-12-30 12:57:40
avatar Phil Hartman? A young Anakin Skywalker? I've watched this movie and didn't
realize that! I remember feeling ticked off the kid didn't get to keep his doll
in the end, but hey, thats me!

Also, was one of the store clerks from about
5:50-6:10 Chris Parnell? And wasn't the radio DJ Willard Kraft from Sabrina the
Teenage witch?

P.S I LOL'd at the freak out when you found out who Jake Lloyd
was...

So, Arnie can make many jokes about ice in batman and Robin, but nothing
about reindeers here? Irony?
Rhomega   |2008-12-30 12:58:24
The latest edition of Super Smash Bros. Brawl? Is that the one with Simon
Belmont and Mega Man?

Anyway, I consider this a holiday classic...but I'm not
so sure I can anymore after seeing this review. You really put things into
perspective, even if half the jokes were mocking Arnold rather than the movie
itself.
Bladebrent  - Karate belts   |2008-12-30 12:58:52
avatar if he had a yellow belt, he should of got a Orange belt, not a blue belt, thats
like skipping 3 belts. go nintendo wii!
KRN925   |2008-12-30 12:58:23
avatar does anyone remember Saved By The Bell review doug made?

remember when zack (
or what ever that white kid's name was) showed up as Vanilla Ice's bitch?
Remember how hard doug was laughin?

Yep, that happened to me too ROFL
Thaluikhain   |2008-12-30 13:01:50
Normally I find NC's antics a bit over the top and annoying, but jumping out the
window like that was hilarious.
avidfan141   |2008-12-30 13:03:20
avatar your greedy NC YOUR GREEDY Be happy you even have a wii
Houdini   |2008-12-30 13:04:36
Great review, you caught a few huge things I missed when watching this,
especially at the end. Hilarious, too. You get more over the top all the
time.

The movie itself wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen, it was just
shallow and half-retarded. I can see the stuff about buying the son's affection,
but I thought the basic premise of the first quarter of it was sort of realistic
in a way - little kids like that always act that way. It could have been done
way better though.

...although even then, the part where Jake Lloyd goes from
being angry at Ahnold to loving him again over the Turboman doll thing was
pushing it.
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