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"This is the last five second movie...sort of. If I think of another one, I'll do it. But for the most part I'm throwing in the towel before the 5 second movies get old and stale, so I'll leave them to other people with fresher ideas. Thank you all for your support and your laughter."

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wow....
written by hopewithinchaos , August 15, 2008
just wow lol
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written by ctooner , August 15, 2008
PERFECTION AT ITS MOST PERFECT!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!
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written by Sir Kevin , August 15, 2008
We have reached the apox of 5 Second Movies!

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awesome ending
written by Horribafuckus125 , August 15, 2008
i'm going to miss Doug's five second videos. At least we still got film brain. his are pretty good
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written by Sir Kevin , August 15, 2008
Sorry, that should have read 'apex'. But still; 'woah.'

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written by Dove , August 16, 2008
Milkshake!
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written by SMcCall64 , August 16, 2008
I can't think of a better way for the original 5 second movies to come to an end.
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written by admin , August 16, 2008
I can't see it! This video server sucks!
Plays fine for me, and everyone else....
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whoa.
written by mrsandwich , August 16, 2008
an epic ending for an epic series
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written by SuperVillain90 , August 16, 2008
o_O'...awesome
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written by animerocksautistic , August 16, 2008
Yes! Keanu's Woah at the end!
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written by ReLax22 , August 16, 2008
Whoa!...Excellent! smilies/grin.gif
...but still longer than 5sec smilies/wink.gif
This is the best one ever.
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written by admin , August 16, 2008
a cheesy clip show? that's all we get? ya know...The Angry videogame nerd would never end on a clip show...no criticism...just sayin is all
We gave the site users a chance to pick the last 5 Second Movie.. Guess what won? The cheesy one you just watched.
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EPIC!
written by Lordifani , August 16, 2008
WOW, that was EPIC! Too awesome! smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
The last one...sort of. smilies/sad.gif Oh well, at least we know that there might be more someday... smilies/cool.gif
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Woah
written by thunderlord12345678 , August 16, 2008
Best. 5. Second. Movie. Ever.
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written by Orastella , August 16, 2008
smilies/cry.gif If this is the last one, I'm weeping. I'll miss looking forward to new ones, but this was a good send-off.
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awsome!!!!
written by Punky , August 16, 2008
love it with the waoh and all!! I hope you come up with new ideas in the future
for now I'll enjoy the film brain's 5 sec movies
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written by Alex , August 16, 2008
Thank you, Doug, for making our lives a little brighter. smilies/cheesy.gif
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awwww
written by xplay3r , August 16, 2008
dude im guna miss dougs so much!!! there freakin hilarious....you cants stop i eman u havnt done evil deads, rocky horror picture show, the hitch hikers guide ot the galaxy, tenacious d, bedazzled, the mummys, that lame dungeons and dragons movie, hell you havnt even done the abyss even 5 seconds!!! We need you'r brilliance in saterizing movies in the most compressed time allowed!!!!
plz dont stop?
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written by Mildula , August 16, 2008
1000000000/5!!!!! smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif
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written by that guy with no disabilitys , August 16, 2008
dude that was awsonme smilies/grin.gif
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Challenge to viewers..
written by m60462a , August 16, 2008
Someone should add up the total time of all the 5 Second Movies, and see what the total playing time amounts to.. If it's 90 minutes or more, than it's full length feature movie.. smilies/wink.gif
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written by RussianDomminatrix , August 16, 2008
as bill and ted would say... "excellent". what an epic ending to the five second movies, we will miss you!!!
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We have a winner!
written by Demonic_Calculator , August 16, 2008
Wow. Simply mindblowing.
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written by Jackalsblood , August 16, 2008
I'm gunna need a moment.... smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif
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written by Film Brain , August 16, 2008
A fitting send-off to the series. I hope I live up to your legacy.

- Film Brain, already feeling the pressure.
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Whoa, he really did it.
written by Shining Aquas , August 16, 2008
Good move canceling the 5 second movie set. I agree that it would have gotten stale eventually.
Luckily, that's what fans are for.

Still, like all good things, we definitely won't forget how 5 second movies have to some extent inspired us to produce our own shameless movies in retort, and how for the rest of us it was just an awesome thing to show our friends.

Thanks for everything Doug; thanks for producing over 100 timeless "5 second movies", and don't forget that many of us are here supporting you because we saw them on Youtube first, and we certainly won't leave you now (except for the humorless douchebags in the corner).
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written by M.D.K.II , August 16, 2008
I can't believe it's finally over...
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written by shameonpretzel , August 16, 2008
Epic, much?
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written by estefan , August 16, 2008
Great finale to the 5 second movies series. You definitely ended it on a perfect note.

"Woah." lol
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written by Mr-Kipling , August 16, 2008
somehow i knew EXACTLY what this was going to be like, tune and all, but it was still great smilies/grin.gif
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nice one
written by schlossknacker , August 16, 2008
A symphony of senseless distruction, swearing and violence.
i liked it!
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written by Zaphers , August 16, 2008
Which 5 second movie is it with the Kramer racist incident in it? I havnt seen that one.
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written by dady5000 , August 16, 2008
What's the name of movie at the end with the line "This isn't the beginning of the end. this is the end of the beginning".
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WOW
written by Duncan , August 16, 2008
I totally didn't expect it. neo's WOW ! blew me off!
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Wait. What!?
written by gozzilynn , August 16, 2008
Dude was there a guy taking a crap in that? Great finally!
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written by rmgallerani , August 16, 2008
A great vid, but one problem: Where's Fight Club?
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written by Nick3889 , August 16, 2008
EXcellent!
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written by Necromencer , August 16, 2008
I was thinking you'd end it with "I wash my hands of this weirdness," but "whoa" works just as well
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written by SilentTom , August 16, 2008
Alright, the video finally works and it's so awesome!
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written by TheBiggestBird , August 16, 2008
Perfect ending for a perfect series.
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written by South_Parker , August 16, 2008
Damn the last one? smilies/sad.gif I'll miss these. Epic send-off.
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written by zero8877 , August 16, 2008
it whont load!!!! i have to watch this! load vidoe plz! load!!....im gonna cry if i dont get to see this!
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written by zero8877 , August 16, 2008
hahah it loaded! that was amazing! loved the ending...whoa
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A Great ending
written by trailerboy415 , August 16, 2008
What a way to end the series. We will never forget what began That Guy With The Glasses
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written by gubaguy , August 16, 2008
out of all that im only going to remember "milkshake"
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written by He11jum9er , August 16, 2008
A very good ending to the series, but you know what would be awesome! If you simply changed it to "Six Second Movies" smilies/tongue.gif but I suspect that you had to take stop due to copywrite issues.
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written by Spongeman25 , August 16, 2008
*cries* I LOVE THEM!! WHY?! Other people TOTALLY ruin 5 second movies. They aren't funny like these!!! WHYYYYYYYY??!
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written by D.Glover , August 16, 2008
It's amazing how nicely wrapped up they really can be.
Luckily there're always gonna be people wanting to do tributes, so we'll still get our base fill, and yet, I'm glad it's over. Like you said, woulda gotten stale. All good things must end sometime.
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written by Coldguy , August 16, 2008
A fitting ending to a fitting series.
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written by HarleyQuinn , August 16, 2008
PERFECT ending! Neo was great for that. Matrix was my favorite 5 second movie. That was really well cut! Sad that you'll be making no more, but that was a GREAT exit!
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That was awesome.
written by Curiosity Inc , August 16, 2008
That was just beautiful. If I didn't know better, I'd say that it must have taken months to put that together.

The synchronization was astonishing and the clips were put together in a way that could only be described as hilarious.

I've never seen anything like it. Outstanding work.
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written by blushapple , August 16, 2008
I am stunned. That "Woa" was the greatest top off ever. You obviously spent a lot of time on this. It's choreographed almost down to the milisecond at all parts. You couldn't have ended such an awesome streak of comedy clips more epically than you just did.
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Greatness, perfect ending
written by Xifihas , August 16, 2008
The "Whoa" at the end made an awesome vid 50 times better.
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That was
written by mst3kforever , August 16, 2008
Mind blowingly awsome. smilies/cry.gif
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written by Monado , August 16, 2008
I actually found it weird that it ended with a clip show due to the fact that almost everyone I hear of ends up hating that kind of ending, but loved the series.

Just seems a bit odd to me, great ending by the way.
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The End of a Legacy
written by MindGame , August 16, 2008
A stellar ending to a great internet meme. Excellent work, TGWTG, and thanks for the laughs this series has given me.
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Jesus
written by MrThumbsup , August 16, 2008
They said "Jesus" like three times.
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written by BabyImplosion , August 16, 2008
R.I.P 5 second movies, you'll be missed. thanks for the memories. and may your memories live on....

well, at least for thatguy's 5 second movies. im sure theres still people that will do it
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Milkshake!
written by thatguywithnoglasses , August 16, 2008
lol amazing finisher!
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written by AVDahl01 , August 16, 2008
video of epic proportions haha!
i was expecting the end to say MILKSHAKE instead of whoa by keanu haha
but still funny funny stuff haha
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written by rmgallerani , August 16, 2008
Forget my last comment, I saw it, and now I'm disturbed.
You rock!
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written by smooth_e123 , August 16, 2008
"P.S. I know that wasn't 5 seconds" Ha ha ha even the end credit was funny.
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written by niik000 , August 16, 2008
loved it! was this inspired by the theatrical trailer for "a clockwork orange?"
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written by Tineafa , August 16, 2008
That wasn't five seconds!!


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written by M. Mori , August 16, 2008
"P.S. - I know that wasn't five seconds."

I don't think that's gonna be a problem for us any time soon, Doug. Thanks for giving us this finally treat!

-M. Mori
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written by Maverick21 , August 16, 2008
kick ass!
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The end of the beginning!
written by SaveALemming , August 16, 2008
Oh. My. God. Someone besides me and Kris Kristofferson has actually seen Millenium! That's amazing!
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written by The Naked Orange Juice Experiment , August 17, 2008
What was the last clip from?

Sorry, I haven't watched all of these 5 second movies I must admit.

Great finale though.
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written by strikemasterice , August 17, 2008
i could watch this all day
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Where's Fight Club?
written by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses , August 17, 2008
"A great vid, but one problem: Where's Fight Club?"

Actually if you look one frame past the line "Milkshake" you will see Fight Club's contribution smilies/smiley.gif
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The last clip...
written by The Other Guy , August 17, 2008
...is from the Kris Kristofferson aviation time travelogue (and Marlboro commercial), MILLENIUM.

IMDB it and bring the total number who have requested it in their search engine up to 3!

Btw, SaveALemming, the other person who saw that movie besides you and Kris Kristofferson was me. Poor Doug never made it through that movie without falling asleep. smilies/grin.gif
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Wow o.o
written by mr milkshake , August 17, 2008
if this is the end of the beginning does that mean the end of 5 second movies is upon us? lord noo!!!!

also Milkshakes! lol


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Explanation
written by rmgallerani , August 17, 2008
"Actually if you look one frame past the line 'Milkshake' you will see Fight Club's contribution"

I know, Doug, I posted on a more recent comment about me seeing it and for eveyone else to forget what I said.

I'm a big fan, and I hope you make nore NC, BR, and ATGWTG
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Gutting
written by eddybaby83 , August 17, 2008
I understand - quit while your ahead - smart move. But please do more at some point. As much as some other people's are good, your still the best.
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Best...5 second movie...ever.
written by SuperMax1316 , August 17, 2008
Out of a score of 1-10, I give it a 17. None can surpass it.
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written by gamers151 , August 17, 2008
EPIC WIN! smilies/grin.gif
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written by Pride , August 17, 2008
OH MY GOD! This is the greatest 5sec movie I've ever seen in my life! Theres this guy, named That Guy With Glasses... (how could you name someone That Guy With Glasses? What a cruel parents!) and his making the best 5sec movies ever!
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written by The Hellish Gnome , August 17, 2008
Epic...just EPIC! smilies/grin.gif

HG
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written by Marcelo , August 17, 2008
Perfectly summed up all 5 seond movies: "woah"
:13 WTF
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written by darthsketch , August 17, 2008
epiclol smilies/shocked.gif
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It's not over 'til it's over.
written by NextG , August 17, 2008
And it may be over here...but there will be plenty more Five Second Movies that will be created by That Guy's many fans. ¡Viva la revolucíon!
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I feel like...
written by Solid Snake , August 17, 2008
I feel like I have just finished Metal Gear Solid 4 again. It's the same feeling.
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!!!
written by orwellianson , August 17, 2008
smilies/grin.gif Great work Doug! Your work is legendary! Also if you choose not to bring 5 second movies back that's fine you had a great run and I look forward to your future ideas!
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Please tell me
written by Arcade Braeden , August 17, 2008
you're being sarcastic. And they're 5 second movies, not reviews

Hope there's a 102 Doug!
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written by billhicksisgod , August 17, 2008
Great as always and Rocky Dennis, who really gives a shit if its five seconds or ten or twenty?
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R.I.P 5 seconds Movies
written by dontshootme , August 17, 2008
All I have to say is FLAWLESS VICTORIES!! smilies/grin.gif
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Rocky Dennis asked:
written by SuperMax1316 , August 18, 2008
None of the movies are 5 seconds long. So why does he keep call them "5 second movies"???

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That's a very good question. You see, it's called "5 second movies" because it's supposed to be short, funny, and to the point of what the movie is about. Besides, it's not at all about length. It's about satire and representing the movie as it should be.
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That GUY is genius
written by KnowItAll , August 19, 2008
yeah we have simpsons yeah we have friends,
but long term big shots always turn lame it it goes on too long....
I say it was and epic way to end and epic series, and in good timing.
That guy I salute you!
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written by vZv , August 19, 2008
epic !!!
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written by Fyrus , August 19, 2008
that was amazing
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written by Neonman , August 20, 2008
The most epic thing ever!
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written by metagaia , August 20, 2008
Never really liked the 5 second movies, always preferred 30 second bunnies theatre, but this was a good summation and a good point to stop.
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written by bigcheese , August 20, 2008
best one in the series. (apart from titanic smilies/grin.gif
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written by Crusnik02 , August 20, 2008
oh my god it's the end really? i'm going to miss these.
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written by Slushy , August 21, 2008
Best one yet... NI!
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EPIC!
written by Vingtillion , August 21, 2008
That was so epic!
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written by Zenergy , August 22, 2008
Last? Come on. You've got 7 more Star Treks to cover and you can do most of the Next Generation ones in one shot (#8 deserves its own).
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LAST?!
written by Vingtillion , August 22, 2008
NO!!! It can't be!! You even said in the end that it was the end of the beginning, not the beginning of the end... If that meant anything...
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The legends were true.
written by Luigi , August 23, 2008
It is even more beautiful than I have ever imagined. smilies/cry.gif
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written by asmoron , August 27, 2008
i can't see this video either smilies/sad.gif just this one though
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written by asmoron , August 27, 2008
and then suddenly it works... lol... 5 second movies is how i found TGWTG, and man, no one can do them quite like you, this is a bit tragic.
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written by Zenergy , August 30, 2008
@ 0:11 seconds.. George Carlin.. Was he in any of these 5 second movies or just an extra clip thrown in?
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EPIC...
written by Jedimoose , August 31, 2008
WIN.

'Nuff said.
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Big Fat Cock
written by Noob , September 06, 2008
Was there a big fat cock in this video like the Fight Club one?
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Awesome!
written by brian2040 , September 09, 2008
The best one ever! What a way to end it in a bang!
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Woah
written by BecauseYouTouchYourselfAtNight , September 12, 2008
HAHA Neo's "woah" at the end totally threw me off. *goes back to laughing histerically!"
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written by White Light , October 13, 2008
it's not bad when u get to know it

moje6e i po dobre ^^
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Whats this song called?
written by Ctahu , October 14, 2008
Whats this song called?
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Woah..
written by ThatGuyWithoutGlasses , November 10, 2008
ORGASMAPHORIC smilies/grin.gif
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