The manic freak-outs, the brilliantly hilarious review, and the "Mary Poppins" song parody made this one of the best reviews yet.
Keep 'em coming!! Votes: +69

The coloring book based on this movie is probably better than this movie. Also, hey! Kentucky Fried Movie! Neat! Votes: +17

Absolutely brilliant. Votes: +9

That was just awesome... I thought that review of The Wizard was the best, but this one is even better. Hilarious! You're great, Guy. Can't wait for your next review .

PS. Sorry if my english is bad, I'm from Poland. Votes: +16

Wow, your reviews have always been funny, but this is the only one where I laughed to the point that I didn't have much time to breathe in. Nice job. Votes: +2

Oh My God you've done it again.
"Ambiguously Gay Duo!"
".........................................HAAAAAAAALLLLLLLP!" (I cried at that)
"Curses!"
Btw is an MP3 of that song available? Votes: +7

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. Too many great things to quote. My stomach is hurting from all the laughter.

Just awesome. Prefect. Votes: +1

This has to be the best review ever! I did say "Batman & Robin" is a way-too-long toy commercial. I'd say the best part of this movie is the music.

Just for kids. Indeed.

"Biwd Boi!" XD

You rock, NC! o/ Votes: -1

I did laugh at this a lot. I thought The Wizard was better, but you did sum up everything that was wrong about this movie.

You're wrong, though. There was one kid who saw this and by the sort of demented logic of a 6-year-old, which I was at the time, I liked it. However, I think I can be excused when I say that's an age when you go for the "Whee! Arnie! Explosions! Batman!" factor. I was, at the time, addicted to anything related to Batman thanks to the fantastic Batman: The Anmated Series. Luckily, though, I did have a cruel awakening and saw this movie for how terrible it was. I turned it off just after that filler-crap motorcycle race that had no relation to the plot. (although, that said, maybe that's a good thing). Now I'm still a Bat-nut, but the only Batman movie you'll catch me with is Batman Begins. Can't wait for The Dark Knight[/b[, either.

So, anyway, after boring everyone with that extended anecdote, posters may proceed to post as normal. Votes: -2

This Puppet made me piss myself^^ Votes: +2

Its true...this movie its really bad...and when i say bad, i mean BAD...

I think execution its too good for this movie...maybe torture its a better punishment xD

Oh my god...Arnold Schwarzenegger in a batman movie...i never thought i have to see that

Great review i love your movies
keep it up Votes: +0

that was really really awesome.
By the way, when I first came to the site today, there was another review shown on the home page. It was a review by "That other guy" or something. I don't remember what the review was though. wtf? Votes: -2

"HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!"

Hahahaha that was amazing. Votes: +2

By the way, when I first came to the site today, there was another review shown on the home page. It was a review by "That other guy" or something. I don't remember what the review was though. wtf?

It's an entertaining review by Thatguy's brother on Iron Man. Votes: +1

Thank God, I was waiting forever for a new Nostalgia Critic.

Funny review, as always. While the movie was god-awfully bad, you did harp too much on the cure issue, which they actually did explain, but I feel ashamed to know the methodology.

Also, you missed a golden point: Schumacker himself apologized for making this movie in the commentary because of how bad it was. Votes: +1

I'm going to hazard a guess and say that you were a class clown and made fun of in school just like me. I'm going to hazard another guess and say that you probably didn't give a crap either. That is the only explanation I can think of for all of the professional zaniness in this review. On to the Uwe Boll movies! Votes: +1

Best one yet. By miles.
And why were they having a motercycle race towards a broken bridge anyway? Votes: +0

Argh...

I don't know what it is, but the video is still extremely laggy for me. I'm on Firefox, and a DSL connection, but I don't know what the problem is...

I also would like to know why there is no download link on this video... Votes: +3

Hilarously brilliant review!
Yes, this movie is really one of the worst and almost kill the image of Batman turning it into this crapfest.
Hope you can erase this awful movie from your mind. Votes: -2

I'm going to hazard a guess and say that you were a class clown and made fun of in school just like me. I'm going to hazard another guess and say that you probably didn't give a crap either. That is the only explanation I can think of for all of the professional zaniness in this review. On to the Uwe Boll movies!

What do you want to do? Kill him? Votes: -1

Ha, this is just as great as your other reviews. Loved the ending! Votes: +0

I remember when I saw this I was not only scarred, I was disapointed...that's probably not as bad as scarred, but I still felt let down, as I felt George Clooney, one of my favourite actors, could have been a great Batman, dark and formiddable but also a homage to fans of the old Batman TV series.

Awesome review, I was laughing all through the puppet scene. Votes: +0

This is best review on any movie I ever saw Votes: +2

It's an entertaining review by Thatguy's brother on Iron Man.

Ok... well where do I find it? Votes: +0

Ok... well where do I find it?

Go to the main page, scroll down to new additions. Or wait for the slideshow to move past B&R.

Or follow this link:
http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/component/content/article/40-front-page-scroller/236-that-other-guy-iron-man-review

Back on topic, TGWTG, what was the puppet's face originally before you magic markered a goatee on it? Votes: -2

And why were they having a motercycle race towards a broken bridge anyway?

They weren't. That was edited down because if the NC had to nitpick every detail, he wouldn't survive. If you really want to know why, the other racers sabotaged her bike so she wouldn't win. Oddly enough, though, the races seemed to be at ground level before... Votes: +0

This movie was crap but the video was hilarious Votes: +1

Absolutely brilliant

I hope that puppet makes another appearance sometime soon! Votes: +2

It would have been so great if you had words on the bottom with a bouncing ball for us to sing along to. Votes: +4

lol multiple Street Fight cameos... Votes: +3

I just can't watch it! Why? It ain't workin! Votes: -2

Ah, Batman and Robin. I thought Batman Forever was rock bottom already, but Batman and Robin invented a new level of sadness in movies.

Great review! It's so cool that your reviews are getting longer... more satire to enjoy!

Thank you! Votes: +0

I'm........speechless, that was so funny laughing so loud the windows break would be an incredible understatement. Votes: +0

I thought Batman Forever wasn't that bad, Geoffrey Reemer... Votes: +0

Marry me. Votes: +0

beautiful, just...beautiful.../cry Votes: +0

I was excited to see this one when it came out. I had for the most part been a fan of all 3 films. Since for me it was interesting to see Jim Carrey come in and do the Riddler, I had the same idea with Arnie as Mr. Freeze. Sadly this movie turned out to be an abomination.

As my family goes though, I'm the last who still likes Batman Returns. Apparently that one is too wacky/dark/what-have-you. Votes: +0

Once again, you've outdone yourself entirely. Votes: +0

Song parody hilarity aside, I was rather hoping you'd reprise "horribufuckis." Hell, that's what I was expecting at the end! Well deserved and well met though, That Guy with the Glasses! Votes: +1

Thank God for bitter retrospect. I was 10 when this ambiguously gay suckfest was in theaters, and I saw it and liked it. when I hit 14, I saw it again and nearly ripped my hair out.

Little known fact is BEFORE THE MOVIE EVEN CAME OUT, Schumacher had the BALLS to have another sequel written for this movie. It was under the title "Batman Triumphant", and also had George Clooney lined up for it. It was nearly greenlighted until someone had the beter sense to can him and stagnate the franchise. He later went on to ruin Phantom of the Opera. HIS LEGACY CONTINUES!

BTW- Batman Returns is my favorite. Votes: +0

awesomeness lol Votes: +0

Another awesome movie review, you are the best.

Don't forget about theses horrible movies Kazaam, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot, Good Burger, and Spice World. Votes: +1

when he said only one word to describe it, i was expecting 'horribifuckus' to be honest lol. i hurt my sides laughing at this review Votes: +0

Actually, if you look to the right of the screen when you see the Riddler suite, you can see the Two-Face suite there as well.

"Supercrapafuckerificexpialibullshit!!!"

By the way, GREAT REVIEW!! It is my new favorite one. Votes: +3

MY SIDES, THEY BURN!!!
Its a good burn....
Atleast i'll die laughing
NOSTALGIA CRITIC, your a suicidal MURDERER!!! Votes: +1

Keep it up man please do a review for "The Punisher" it would be pretty sweet. Votes: +0

well, at least 2 goods came out of this movie. great review, and dint know the 1966 batman was coming out on blu ray. thanks for the review.pretty good. Votes: +0

I forgot to mention that I think the puppet looks like Sinbad. Is Matthew Jacques "confusedmatthew"? Votes: +0

Supercrapafuckarifficexpealabullshit. I love that one. Keep it up, Nostalgia Critic! Votes: +2

Kudos to you guys!! that was awesome!! i just love the bat credit card craziness!! Votes: +0

Loved this one. The Biason referances about "Taking over the world" were pretty clever. And ROFL'ed about the "Bat CreditCard" Meltdown. Votes: +0

One thing about that BatCreditCard: the expiration date is 'forever'. Get it? Because of the last film's title? *groans* Votes: +1

The Movie: I remember Batman Forever being amusing as a kid, so this movie was a big deal for me when it came out. Then I saw it. Because of it... now I'm blind.

They told me it was a seizure after I awoke from my coma. Apparently, I had gouged my own eyes out with my soda straw during the convulsions.

The Review: Sadly, because I am blind, I was unable to WATCH said review, but what I heard was fucking funny. Therapy, really. It brought out the rage that had been festering deep inside. Now, I have no lungs.

I am being kept alive via a ventilator tube directly into where my lungs were. They had exploded in laughter/deep inner rage, that they ruptured 3/4 of the way through the movie.

Luckily, I have a good friend who willing to type this for him, because he is dying.

Shit Movie, Perfect review.

-House Votes: +4

hey it stops for me at 10:37, can you put the option to download the videos there again please Votes: +0

Another ace review for another shit movie. I love the little 'Street Fighter' clips you add in this one. A genius review from the Nostalgia Critic. Votes: +2

By the time this was over... I WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING OUT OF LAUGHTER! Votes: +2

Excellent review!!! Votes: +0

Hilarious review once again.
Probably your best one yet. If there's one movie you need to take on its this one:

Howard The Duck

Considered to be one of the worst movies ever made and it proves that not everything George Lucas touches turns to gold. Votes: +1

Another great review! Also I am sorry you had to sit through this terrible movie. Votes: +0

You poor soul! Do you enjoy your job?
This is your funniest review yet. No superhero should ever have a credit card dedicated to themselves. Ugh.... Votes: +0

Why didn't any of the directors make batman's eyes white like in the animated series and the comics, that would have made him a lot more scarier. That would have nicely do the job, the purpose of his costume being to scare the villains and bad guys. Votes: +0

Remember, my friend: You remember it so we don't have to. And in this case, I think we all thank you for that service. Another thing to remember is that adversity breeds greatness and this review was every bit as great as the review was awful.

I'm getting a little tired of that Street Fighter "OF COURSE!!!" running gag, but there were some great new jokes in here. The cyanide pill, the time jumps, that mannequin, the "Supercrapafuckarifficexpialibullshit" routine (do you have a copyright on that as well?) all of it was great.

Anyway, now that you've sunk to the bottom-most layer of pop culture in recent memory, how about going back and doing the third TMNT movie? I know you've already reviewed the other two, but the third was kind of glossed over (though you got the point across very well).

Seriously, if you can do an in-depth review of Batman's cinematic butt-rape, you can do the same for TMNT's cinematic butt-rape. If nothing else, do it to one-up the AVGN. Votes: -4

Anyway, now that you've sunk to the bottom-most layer of pop culture in recent memory, how about going back and doing the third TMNT movie? I know you've already reviewed the other two, but the third was kind of glossed over (though you got the point across very well).

Seriously, if you can do an in-depth review of Batman's cinematic butt-rape, you can do the same for TMNT's cinematic butt-rape. If nothing else, do it to one-up the AVGN.

That would be interesting, but wouldn't that court the "AVGN Nazis" (you know, the people who thought the "feud" was legitimate) since he covered it. That said, if he does do it, it will improve on AVGN's boring review that spent 10 minutes alone on past installments (compare to the series recap in this video - 2 minutes or so) before moving to the film at hand, and even then many of the (extremely fan-based) comments were of little interest to someone like me, who was barely a speck on the landscape when the film was released (2 years old, in fact, at the time).

Don't get me wrong, I like AVGN, but the NC is consistantly funny even in his weaker efforts. The AVGN's TMNTIII review is definetly his worst because it is a complete laugh-free zone.

this review was every bit as great as the review was awful.

Sure, as I said earlier, it was not as good as the Wizard, but to call any of it "awful" is a gross overstatement. Votes: -1

I got some another idea for NC reviews-- all those theatrical adaptations of kids' shows on PBS (i.e. "Follow that Bird!", "The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland", "Barney's Great Adventure", "Thomas and the Magic Railroad").

Regarding this video, I loved it. My favorite parts:

1.) The parody of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius"

2.) The violent outburst regarding Batman's credit card and having to be restrained three times

3.) " HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! !!!!!!!!!"

4.) Usage of the Ambiguously Gay Duo theme

Votes: +0

this review was every bit as great as the review was awful.

Apologies, I meant to say that the review was every bit as great as the movie was awful. Votes: +1

As per usual, this was all quite brilliant.

-I didn't know you were capable of the facial expressions as seen in reaction to Robin's "Cowabunga" and Barbara's own expression learning Bruce and Dick's actual identities.
-Seriously, Mr. Freeze in this movie sounds like Jorgen Von Strangle. (Anticipates an "Uggh, 'Fairly OddParents'" reponse)
-I agree about the "Mary Poppins" ending number, and your outburst in regards to that...card thingy.
-Even something as familar as the Asian execution bit was hilarious.
-And the callback to the "Street Fighter" review.

This is as genius as I like them. Votes: +1

I still say the 2003 Hulk movie was far worse than this one. Votes: -2

he did not use the cure on his wife because
she was too far in to cure it Votes: +1

I don't know... I'm still not clear on whether this movie is good or bad without a "thumbs up/thumbs down" system.

Great review, but where did you GET that godawful puppet? Votes: +0

Ahh yes the nostalgia critic strikes agian, and here I'm thinking nostalgia critics best was the wizard, my god this review was hilarious. by far, the ending was the best part as well as the bat credit card, that scene alone pissed me off so bad, of all things a bat credit card! WTF? well anyways hilarious stuff. Votes: +0

GODDAM this movie. priceless.
gay duo man this is awesome
make a mp3 of the song that would be awesome Votes: +0

What move did you use the Korea skit for? Votes: +0

I thought the worst film of all time was Howard the Duck, but I could most seriously be wrong after looking at this. I wondered why I thought that this film looked like a remake to the first ever Batman movie.

Once again, the best stuff ever. I mark out for everything you appear in. Please bring more whenever possible. Thanks much! Votes: +0

another brillent review as always i have to admit i used to watch this abomination alot when i was a kid but 2 years ago i realiazed how shitty it is batmna begins ansd dark knight are better and love the song at the end i agree that batgirl deserved to have a bat ass and nipples FUCK YOU JOEL SHUMCACKER and you BAT CREDIT CARD Votes: +1

Your best review! Can't wait for the movie songs next Sunday! Keep up the good work! Votes: +0

Hahahahahahahahaha! Wow, this may be the funniest Nostalgia Critic episode ever. Wow, keep up the good work. Is it just me, or does he just keep on getting funnier since he left Youtube? Votes: +0

Wow that was epic Votes: +0

definitely the best review yet, m.bison saying "of course" cracks me up every time. Votes: +1

You are just the greatest person EVER!!! Batman & Robin was a bad movie but I was a kid and I didn't know it till NOW!

love ya guy with glasses Votes: +0

I had such high hopes for this movie, because I loved Batman Forever. And since I knew that George Clooney was a hell of a lot better actor than Val Kilmer, this would have no choice but to be good. My, how wrong I was. By like the 5th Mr Freeze "ice" pun, I was ready to break the movie in half.

I hate you Governator. Votes: +0

Damn you and your catchy Mary Poppins song at the end! Votes: +0

(oh, yeah, and I totally caught the Kentucky Fried Movie clip in the beginning, did anyone else?) Votes: +0

Yes! Thank you! I just had a really long day, and this really brightened everything up! Votes: +0

Camden: Yes...yes, I did. Votes: +0

May I adopt you? Please? Q Q

Wow. These reviews make me believe there is still hope for humanity. Though this may not be true, it's a lovely sentiment. Please, keep these coming. That song was amazing. xDDD Votes: +0

The Best review in my book, just when I thought the Ninja Turtles, Super Mario Bors. or Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat couldn't be anymore awesome.

Batman and Robin just makes me laugh hard. Votes: +1

The worst movie of all time meets the greatest review of all time. Awesome job. Votes: +1

awesome job Votes: +0

I can't stop watching this. It's that good. You, sir, are a genius Votes: +3

i liked it as a kid but i watched last week and had an anurism! I think they should have left burton in charge of these films Votes: -1

Fuckin hilarious. Votes: +0

HAHAHAHA!!!
The was awsome!
You know,you should totally do a review on the 1998(or 97 I'm not sure) Doctor Who movie.You talk about a bad movie. Votes: +0

I am so glad that I was never allowed to watch this when it first came out. I can't believe that I actually remember wanting to see it. This proves that Tim Burton's Batman films were far better. Votes: +0

sweet that was funny Votes: +0

dude. Try the RoboCop trilog. It's just as bad if not worse. Votes: +1

HAAAAAALP! Votes: +0

I love the song...
Can i have the Lyrics?
My English is not the best and ît was a little too fast for me. Can someone Post them, please?? Votes: +0

Freakin' Hilarious Votes: +0

Yet another great review. Votes: +0

Nostalgia Critic reaching greatest depths of his insanity.

Another hilarious review. Votes: +1

@Lotta Cooties:

Here's my interpretation. I'm a little sketchy on one line (marked with a question mark). It kind of sounds like it could be either "8-bit" or "ape and"...hard to say. Maybe a certain glasses-wearing guy can shed some light on this?

Regardless, I hope this helps you.

It's supercrapafuckarifficexpialibullshit
A film so bad the censors really oughta go and pull it
Sadly there's not many words that only rhyme with bullshit
Supercrapafuckarifficexpialibullshit

Fuck-a-lily fuck-a-lie
Fuck-a-lily fuck-a-lie

Here's a film that's so awful I'd rather have a guy
Come circumsize me with an axe and poke me in the eye
I'd rather drink a giant bowl of ape and monkey splooge (?)
And there's another million things that I would rather do

Supercrapafuckarifficexpialibullshit
A film so bad the censors really oughta go and pull it
Sadly there's not many words that only rhyme with bullshit
Supercrapafuckarifficexpialibullshit

Votes: +4

To think I actually liked this when it came out. Then again, I was 5. Votes: +0

BAT BOMB?!? Votes: +0

This is among your very best. I just
keep watching it. Probably seven times now. Votes: +0

Probably my favorite review up-to-date. Votes: +0