AVGN Wizard Rant

Written by That Guy With The Glasses

Sunday, 27 April 2008 01:10

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Scarface - GREAT!

|2008-05-12 13:02:20

WOW!!! JUST WOW!!! ;D ;D ;D

Nikenick

|2008-05-12 23:00:26

The best insult EVER.
It's so... hilarious..

justebelmont

|2008-05-13 07:08:07

Wow...you kind look like the same way after your transformers review. Take a
chill pill bro.

Tizoc

|2008-05-13 09:31:07

Taht just made me want to watch the one the AVGN did.

And yes, those Lucas
jokes are funny.

Oh, and BTW, that sorta reminded me of Monthy Python's holy
grail.

Al rato maistros.

Curiosity Inc

|2008-05-13 14:32:31

Makawee

|2008-05-14 02:10:12

I hope the nerd will response to this someday, that would be really cool.
Anyway, hilarious vid!

Miguelitro

|2008-05-14 06:41:44

Writing that insult would take 4 lines at number 10 font. But is the best insult
ever

mew4ever23

|2008-05-15 09:55:05

Wow.. best insult ever. How long will the feud go on?

RedRat

|2008-05-16 16:50:40

I wish I could repeat that insult xD

Julinde

|2008-05-17 06:54:09

i wish i could insult as good as you.

xH1Mx

|2008-05-19 04:43:26

I bet AVGN was just toying with him. after those rant videos i think he decided
he would play along. But nothing beats NC. His reviews are better than
IrateGamer (is he even funny at all?) Awesome Video Games and Angry Video Game
Nerd himself.

Btw how long did it take you to come up with all those insults?

benzaie

|2008-05-19 06:24:16

HEY this final montage is pretty damn funny, and we can actualy see that you
master How to do a generic holywood movie, and that might be handy in the future

MindGame

|2008-05-19 08:02:43

Well...as it seems, AVGN has been suspended from YouTube.

...huh.

VaultComplex

|2008-05-22 00:35:48

I like how you used "Big Nose" as one of the insults. Is that a Roxanne
reference?

Bordeaux

|2008-05-28 06:02:27

Wellll... I guess imitation is the greatest form of flattery. But still. Eat
him.

House

|2008-05-29 14:06:04

Okay, let me see if I got this straight. You think that the AVGN is
a...

"...dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking,
penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping,
Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless,
mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face,
sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving,
snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big nose, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing,
bee-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing,
head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing,
anal-plunging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, whore mongering, piss-swimming,
midget-munching, douche bag, ho-biting, carniverous mail order
prostitute...ASSHOLE!"

...right? I need to be accurate about quotes.

tapirtoon

|2008-05-31 12:45:59

Thats the most Adjectives iv'e ever heard in one sentence.

Spectere

|2008-06-09 18:56:32

House: You forgot "sewer sipping" between "uncircumcised" and
"whore mongering." For shame.

Other than that, nice transcription!

Divock

|2008-06-12 01:31:07

The AVGN has finally responded! LOL!

And as a comment on this movie: I think
you should try and break the world record for the longest insult! HILARIOUS! ;D

jkthedj

|2008-06-12 02:49:18

The So-Called "Nerd's" Response for all the world to
see...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FHWunsTLYa0

P.S. NC Can STILL Kick his ass
any day, and we'd still pay to see it.

Jakobi

|2008-06-12 16:54:01

AVGN is better but NC still fucking rocks

Shit_Pickle

|2008-06-13 02:15:33

U have a girl voice. AVGN RLZ!

Game_over

|2008-06-13 03:21:11

AVGN fans just flaged and forced the deletion of this video on Youtube. Second
time I'm saying this. Just wanted to make sure.

James, keep your fans under
control.

God	\|2008-06-13 07:17:06

LMAO!! Best part of this vid was when he said AVGN has become the irategamer and
you hear the boos.. No one sucks as bad as the irategamer LOL

wanyal

|2008-06-13 20:56:18

Wow, another waste of my life dedicated to some comments posted on videos. I
hope you see this "That guy with the glasses". You're making a big deal
over nothing.

chibiace

|2008-06-14 01:42:15

my last post didnt post, but good job, I can see it is kind of a joke becuase
you used his I love the power glove...its so bad...but really, fanboys hate when
you "Call out" Their beloved thing, I am a nerd fan, but I wont go out
of my way to flag all your videos or what not, I may have another person I need
to keep tabs on

Curiosity Inc

|2008-06-14 02:03:06

Quote:

Wow, another waste of my life dedicated to some comments posted on videos. I
hope you see this "That guy with the glasses". You're making a big deal
over nothing.

Dude, it's a joke. Do you really think NC was serious when he said that the AVGN
could conceivably rip off the NC with only 24 hours?

CaCtUs2003

|2008-06-15 07:19:34

You dirty, stuck up, sadistic, shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking,
penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping,
nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless,
mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horsefaced,
sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving,
snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing,
bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing,
head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, head-jabbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing,
anal-plugging, hole-grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer-sipping, whore-mongering,
piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, hole-biting, carnivorous,
mail-ordered ASSHOLE!!!

This may not be entirely accurate, but it's as close as
I can get it.

CaCtUs2003

|2008-06-15 07:22:09

Shit, didn't realize someone else posted it already. . .

Ghostmayhem

|2008-06-15 10:06:50

I actually put that rant as my ringtone.

It's awesome...

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