TimeSplitters is probably the best series of first person shooters I've ever played, no joke (the best single game goes to Half-Life 2). If another one came out, I'd reserve the day it was announced.
This is really just way too damn all the place. One or two oddly chosen characters per fighting game, then a million final fantasy characters, including one that is unknown? Plus, what's with Simon Belmont? He's about as Nintendo as it gets outside of Smash Brothers, having shown up on the NES and being in the show Captain N. If you're going for Sony fanboyism, use Richter Belmont instead, and speaking of which, where's Alucard? There's also just too many characters I could never approve of. I read the Harry Potter books, but him being included in a game about video game characters is a line I draw.
I remember the first game I beat. Street Fighter Alpha 2. And by beat, I mean with every character through arcade mode. Difficult stuff, especially when staring down Sagat.
Maybe I'll go deeper into the Aeris/Aerith catastrophy some other day. To the point though, when I played the game her name was Aeris. She never called herself anything else (and it's pronounced Aerisu in Japan too). Who's word should I take, hers, or an army of Japanophiles?
Yeah, but if I recall correctly Aeris is dead. Not sure who that Aerith chick is, or why she's voiced by Mandy Moore. *Shudder* Oh, well, not the place for an argument.
Also, oh god yellow, what the hell does that mean?
The beastiality came in when I said it came in. Though that is a good point, maybe I should have had some dead cat's... oh yeah...
I made this a few months ago to be honest, before seeing That Guy's hilarious take on the joke (love the ending). Told it to some of my friends. I needed a blog for Saturday, and I was too lazy to put the final touches on the one I had planned. The skullfuck comes from Full Metal Jacket.
Just saw the Rocky Horror Show on stage. Is it just me, or is that show one gigantic Aristocrats joke? Murder, bisexuality, inscest, nazi references, etc. I might do a blog on it someday.
Microsoft is a huge corporate monopoly. They aren't going down just because you don't like them. Hell, they could be fucking up on purpose knowing full well this isn't going to stop them from making shitloads of money.
And just in case this post doesn't get me a negative vote, Macs suck. Ass. Balls. Terrible, terrible pieces of shit.
About a year ago my friend Paul brought a show called Elfen Lied to a party I was holding for Digipen students. We saw the first episode early in the ...
I'm going to list what I think are the ten best songs of the last ten years. This could be very subjective and silly, except that I hate all new music...
