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RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU??? I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
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HOOOOOOOLLLLYY SHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTT What the... |
When I saw what the new issue would have in he back of the last Nintendo Power, Sonic didn't even brush my mind.
I do agree with some of the people here, we don't know much about it yet, it could be better than we think (Sonic does look cool with the sword)...but on the other hand WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THEY JUST GIVE US A GOOD FUCKING PLATFORMING SONIC GAME (besides the ones on handhelds, I hear you Dr Dib  ) *sigh* Well if it turns out to be good we'll all be eating our words...maybe. Well I can't stop them from making it so I might as well hope it's good (or decent at least.) Who knows?
I haven't even gotten my Nintendo Power yet, but looking around the cover I can't wait. Hope they have something on The Conduit (look it up if you don't know, I wrote a blog about it with links to other info)
Dead Rising for Wii = AWESOME  |
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Ghostmayhem Reviews: Sin City (The novel, the movie...)
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One thing you missed |
My favorite part about the movies and the novels are that they aren't just bloody mindless action. They have an interesting story with them that venture into mature intrigue other people wouldn't touch (especially on TV.) They are closer to real life than any live action Disney show. Of course I guess anything would be closer to real life.
And yeah that child molester creeped me out 0_o (especially because he was orange.) |
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Get Smart
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N/A |
Wow, he’s renovating a tree now. He’s lived in a bag and a pie before. Chester’s moving up in the bum world. Maybe he’s moving pop cans under the table. |
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MY Top 25 Greatest Games of All Time # 24
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meh |
I disagree with all of you. I really didn’t like Adventure 2 much of all, though you can easily find worse games. It has been quite a while since I've played it, but if I didn't like it back then, I'm doubtful I'd like it now. I prefer the 2D Sonic games over the 2D ones and I'm not a "sonic loyalist"  . Speed just doesn't seem to transfer well to 3D (except for driving games)
But hearing you say that you are a Sonic fan I’m guessing the 2D games will be on the list too. Which is good, because I definitely think they belong in there. Besides, like Ghostmayhem said, you said that this is YOUR top greatest not THE top greatest, and that is an important distinction.
Also I don't know who thumbs downed the people above me but I think they were good comments...oh well. |
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Disaster Movie: At Least They Got The Name Right
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gk...ug....grrrrrrrrr |
 Rant Alert, Contains angry volatile sputterings
Example of their next script:
DUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAHAHUUUUFUDFIJJJJJJJAJAAAAAAAAADDUDUDUDUDUDUDUH MONKEYS EATING BOMBS WITH DUCK TAPE ROSES. (Pause for audience to laugh…the audience doesn’t) BEEP BEEP I LIKE YELLOW SPOTTED TOMATOES WITH FACES ON THEIR FACE (kicks someone in the balls). (Pause for audience to laugh…the theatre is empty) GOINGABOINGA
That paragraph is more entertaining than this movie will be. Mostly because the movie lasts an hour and a half longer.
I’m hoping it goes the way of Love Guru and BOMBS.
Instead of wasting the gas used to drive to the theatre, drive to the mall, go inside a bathroom stall and read the writing on the wall. That would be a more entertaining hour and a half.
The following trailer has been approved for F***ING DUMB ASSES by the Motion Picture Association of America, Inc. Please leave the theater now.
Simultaneous reaction from the entire theater “…S***, not another one.”
I think the actors even realized how bad this movie will be. Horibufuckus isn’t going to be strong enough description for this one. It’s bringing forward a whole new load of s***...also in the previous movies.
Other names for this movie: Tragedy Movie, Terrible Movie, Suicidal Movie, The Anti-Comedy, Epic Fail, Hopefully the Last F***ing Spoof Movie from These Writers Movie, B...A...D.
*pant pant* Okay, I’m finished now.
Wow this movie will suck. |
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Disaster Movie: At Least They Got The Name Right
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One last thing... |
ha ha ha. I just saw the words at the top of the movie poster. "Better get off quick." I think they're talking to the theater audience. |
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Chrono Trigger for the F*cking Nintendo DS
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My Opinion |
Wait…you have a PSP and yet you’re complaining that the DS’s library is 90% crap……cmz…heh…(struggling to keep a straight face.) Though I will say that the DS and Wii have perhaps too many casual games (a lot of which aren’t good casual games anyway) they also have plenty of fun hardcore games as well (enough for me anyway.) Also, other consoles have 90% “hardcore” M rated games (many of which are very similar to each other,) and casual gamers need something to play, too. If you really look at the whole picture, none of the consoles has a good ratio of games. I think the closest might be the Nintendo 64 or the Playstation One. Everyone is entitled to their opinion though, and I think a good game for PSP would definitely not be a bad thing (PSP owners need to use their gaming platform for at least some gaming.)
The DS and PSP are so different that making a Chrono Trigger for each would be like making two different games entirely. They would need to use one studio for each game.
It's no real surprise they are making it for DS, because they have already been making remakes of Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest games.
Face it. It isn't Nintendo or Microsoft's fault gaming companies are turning to other platforms. If you really want them to make games for your platform try to rally support. If the company is seeing a lot of people crying for the game on that system they would be more willing to make a game for that system.
In my personal opinion I think it's great the game is coming to DS. I've never had a chance to experience what some people call the greatest RPG of all time, and the DS needs more companies to take the platform seriously and make hard core games for it. I'm dieing for a great FPS. |
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Batman and Robin
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Bat-Credit Card  – Because you never know when Batman will need to stop by the convenience store for Bat-Ibuprofen because of these annoying ass sidekicks |
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Finding this website
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I found ThatGuy through reading a comment on an AVGN YouTube video. The game was Wally Bear and the NO! Gang and was basically a bad videogame telling kids not to do drugs. In one of the comments someone suggested the Cartoon All-Stars ThatGuy review. It took me a while to find it though I can't remember why (it was quite a long time ago.) Once I did find it, I laughed my ass of and look for others (there weren't too many, I think it was after his channel was taken away the first time.) To this day that episode and The Lion King in 5 Seconds remain my favorites. I've been laughing ever since. Now I've finally gotten an e-mail account and just became a member 13 hours ago, and been putting my backlog of comments and perhaps blogs on this site (the blog section is becoming a little congested.)
I plan to be laughing my ass off for (hopefully) years to come |
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1 Sentence Review: I Love New York 2
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A similar show is A Shot of Tila Tequila. Except it's half guys and half girls.
Oh yeah, and she makes them eat bulls penises and strip near naked to rub their asses on an ice cube to melt it to get to the heart in the middle.
Plus the person who won said she didn't want to be Tila's lover...because she didn't want to break Tila's heart (-_- yeah that worked.)
It's a pretty fucked up show. |
